ILI domain/complete

cincinnati ohio october 2nd 1935 hello pal

gee i was glad to hear from you believe it or not pal i just received your letter today it must have followed me all over the world but it got to my wife and she broke it open and read it and sent it to me this morning well i came back east and run into a shotgun wedding and i was the goat

so back on the bum again

well pal i had a swell time in cincy until my wifes father found out i was back and then the little lamb was led up to the altar

so now im just out of jail and feeling fine and i think i have a job starting the 12th of october and i truly hope my dear little wife is dead by then

give kentucky my best regards and tell him im not doing so well but looking to score before long in fact ive got to or get in jail again for it is cold out here and im not good looking enough to get by that way do you get the drift

so ill say good night and good luck hoping to hear from you at once and tell me all the news your pal pablo

-- harry partch, The Letter

Time passed, and Dan went back to his hardware store making $6 an hour, and thought for a while about how the earth could have possibly turned out so poorly. He cogitated over the issue for several weeks, but, finally, on April 61, he suddenly realized the truth: God hates fags. The world's problems were caused by gay people. And the human population that was able to support gay people without imprisoning or torturing people was not acceptable to him. So Dan spent the next ten years exterminating humans of all shapes and sizes. Everywhere he went, he mutilated the minds of people and drove people insane. By the time that ten years had passed, Captain James T. Kirk of the starship Enterprise had come from the future to kill Dan the divine, the scourge of all existence. But it was too late. By that time, all of the inhabitants of Generic City were raving mad. They decided to change the name of their city to Philadelphia, and the source of the world's problems was born.

Ever since that day in which Kirk came from the future to kill God, the human race has been forever forsaken in its desparate forlornness. Humans now seek the guidance of that which no longer exists, that of Dan. Legislation has been passed calling for the trial, imprisonment, and execution of James T. Kirk for crimes against God as soon as he is born, sometime in the 2200s. Meanwhile, however, the damage is done. People now listen to loud annoying popular music, heavy metal, rap music, and numerous other horrendous forms of masochism, and will continue to do so without Dan around to tell them that their music sucks. This is the scourge which is brought upon us by the forlorn, and it will not be an easy torture to survive. In time, those few still sane will inevitably succumb to the ever-resonant drumbeat of madness contained within it; no rhythm can ever escape the infinite.

Designed for deterring any ESEs. Be warned. They may come armed with Indonesian fruit:

Dear X,

You are a wretched piece of meat. I love thee from the bottom of my left kidney. I know that you are a very fair maiden, and thus, I wish to intercourse you, like a penguin. You smell of twenty rotting corpses. Your face is like that of a mutilated cow. Unfortunately, you hardly notice me, as if I am nothing more than a milk carton. If you continue to hold such attitudes, then I will burn your house to the ground and I will chop all of your limbs off. Your hair is wavy and beautiful like a cesspool. The milk from your glands may strengthen the thorn-bushes. I admire how nimble you are in the fingers with the piano. I might eat one of your cats. Hopefully, this will make you realize the true affection I hold for you.

Love,

Your Secret Admirer (aka. Your Worst Nightmare)

The numerical system is a fundamental part of Socionics theory.

Every person has a numerical running total. For example, a person's present value might be 513. Upon interacting with other people, strangers and idiots make judgments about the value of the person as a matter of course. If the person says something particularly stupid or objectionable in any way, the person can be reprimanded by a reduction in his or her value. Conversely, they can be rewarded for their brilliance by an increase in point value.

For example, after a known lunatic such as User:Tcaudilllg says something stupid such as "OMG GEORDJ BUSH IS TEH INFPZORZ," a sensible user such as User:Niffweed17 might say something such as "wtf thats so stupid. -1 tcaud."

After such an altercation, the value user of the offending stupid party would be reduced by one point, and the offending user would indubitably be scarred for life upon the realization of the accuracy and severity of the accusation. The reduced value serves as a historical record of the intense emotional trauma that comes naturally with having been wrong about something.

If the number of points for a particular user reaches -∞, that user dies. If the value reaches +∞, that user ends his limited, shit-infested corporeal existence and is universally hailed as the new god of the universe.

For these reasons the numerical system is among the most important and central developments in socionics theory, along with Model A, Dual-type theory, Functional Revision, Plus-Minus Block Switches, The Theory of Nothing and The Theory of Existence and Everything.

(Sun)
I spot the moon, in her beauty and glow
I feel my flames burning bright
I call out to her, "Oh beautiful moon,
Take my hand and guide me through the night!"

(Moon)
I care not for the sun, I see only the night sky
Still I hear his call, yet I don't understand
He may look at me, yet I look the other way
I'll resist his plea, I shall not take his hand

Part 2 - Repulsion
(Sun)
You show your light side when I focus on you
Show me your dark side, true colours to me
You've no light of your own, you reflect what I give
Now only cold darkness is what I see

(Moon)
Leave me, leave me, stranger be gone
The moon is waning with my interest in you
Why do you persist? You are not worthy
There is nothing else you can do

Part 3 - Contempt
(Sun)
I saw the moon waxing and then I believed
I thought that I saw your true self
I see the moon waning, I now understand
You extinguish the flame of my health

(Moon)
I can survive on my own, I do not need you
So leave me now and never return
My darkness is overshadowed by your light
My affairs are not your concern

Part 4 - Oblivion
(Sun)
Losing vitality, my energy drained
My star no longer burns bright
My rays torn asunder, my lifeline diminished
The sun will burn black tonight

socionics is a system which can be effectively described as eight information aspects (hereafter to be referred to as IMAs), four X-incapacitous markets (hereafter to be referred to as XIMs) and three dichotomous proto-differentiations distinguishing the different kind of exchange which take place within the XIMs. indeed, socionics can be efficiently described as the nature by which the transfer of XIM components, or XIM-cs is manifest within the corpus callosum; a single mere action is categorized by the exchange of millions of XIM components, each corresponding to individual IMA data for which they operate by diverging various other XIM-cs towards their appropriate IMA receptacles.

each IMA corresponds to an information metabolic structure, or IMS. There are eight different types of IMS'; namely, they correspond to the eight functions. each of them control XIM-c exchange according to a series of rules.

the eight functions are defined as follows:

• Ni = internal dynamics of rationals
• Ne = dynamic fields of reversals
• Si = static constants of externals
• Se = external objects of irrationals
• Fi = constant internals of objects
• Fe = field reversals of internals
• Ti = rational constants of irrationals
• Te = static statics of statics

indeed, each XIM-c corresponding to a particular element can be further broken up into positive and negative ions of that element, which negate each other. the positive ions induce a force on ions of other XIM-c symbolizations, positively for exchanges in favorable XIMs and negatively for exchanged in nonfavorable XIMs.

extrapolating from these definitions, it is possible to see the metabolic processing of different IMS. for example, an individual expressly orientated towards the exchange of XIM-cs controlled by the flow of Ti+ ions, especially one oriented towards such exchanged on a productive rather than passive basis, may be inclined to assertions and declarations (especially maximized among declarative-IMA oriented persons) of positive rational constants of irrationals. clearly, as SLEs are declarers this behavior most readily applies to them.

for example, it is not uncommon to hear an SLE say something along the lines of "yesterday i declared Jones' Number, represented by a capital J, to be 3π/4." notice that 3π/4 is a rational constant (3/4) of an irrational (π). such assertions are extremely common among SLEs, and the history of such assertions among SLEs plays a great influence in the eventuality of their lives. other Ti types may be somewhat more passive in the assertion of rational constants of irrationals, and although the assertion of such variables is important for these types, it does not define them as it does SLEs.

experimental testing has shown XIM-c capacitance to be related to XIM and IMA structure according to the following equation:

XCC = ([A]^L)(N)/(([B]^(L+1))+([C]^(L+2)) + ... + ([M]^(L+M-1))) where [A], [B], [C] ... [M] refer to the IM concentration of different IMA structures of XIM-cs, expressed in units of ionic force per units of the derivative of the molality

this yields the following series of correlations of different types of IM:

• alphas: losers
• betas: losers
• gammas: divine entities
• deltas: losers

There are four hippogriffs standing around in a field of gillyweed. The hippogriffs are named Bob, Jim, Dan, and Ted.

Consider the following dialogue:

• Bob: CRAAAAAAAAAAWWRRRRRRRRRW
• Dan: CCKKAAACRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAA
• Ted: KKKFFFRRAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKHHKHHHHHHH
• Bob: CCCCCRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAA CRAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRRWWW
• Ted: KKKRKRRRRRRRRRRAAAAA
• Bob: CCCCCCRRRRRWWWWAARRWWWWRRWWAAKAKKWRRRRAAAAA
• Jim: FFFRRAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWKKKKRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWW
• Dan: CCCCRAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKKKKRRRRRRRRRAAAAAA
• Bob: CRRAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRWWWWWWWWWAAARRRRRRRRRRR
• Ted: KKKRRRRRRRREEEEAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWRRRRRRKHHHHAAAAKKKRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAA
• Bob: CCCAAAAAAAARRRRWWWWWWRRRRRAAACCCAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWW

Ted's use of extroverted intuition in the above discussion should be clear to even the most dismally braindead of readers. However, Bob's responses might be mystifying and seemingly inconsistent to the average socionist. Exactly how should his responses to Ted's Ne be construed? On the one hand, he seems to be taking all of Ted's comments with a grain of salt; clearly he's on the fence about exactly what to believe. On the other hand, he reacts to the suggestion of the divinity of homosexuality with great deal of vigor and energy. His subsequent comments clearly do not appear to betray an Ni perspective at all; on the contrary, he suggests that entire concept of the depth of understanding is wasteful and pathetic.

If you think that bob might be a Gamma SF type, observe Bob's actions closely in the following dialogue:

• Jim: CCAAAARRRRAAAFFFWWWWAAAAAARRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSKKK
• Ted: CCWWWAAAAAARRRAAACCCCAAAAAAAAWWWAAAAAAAAAAA
• Bob: CAAAAARRRRRRRRRAAACCCWWWAAAAAAAARRRRKKKKKKKK
• Ted: HAAAARRRRAAHHHAAHAAAAKKKAKAAAAAAAWWWWWWW
• Jim: CCCCCCCRRAAAAAAAAAFFFFFFFFFFRRRRRRAAAAAAAAACCCCCCFFFFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
• Ted: CCCCCCRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHRRRAAAAAAACCCCKKKKKK
• Bob: CCCCAAAARRRRRRRWWWWWWWWAAAAAARRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWW RRRRRAAAAAAAAKKKKKRRRRRRAWWWWWW CCRRAAAAAAAAAAAA
• Jim: SSSSKKRKRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
• Dan: CCHHHHHHRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKEKKKKKKKKKERRRRAAAAAAA
• Bob: CCRRRRRRRAWWWWWAAAAAAARRRRRRRRAAAACCCCCCARRRRAAAAAKKKKKWWWWWAAAAAAA
• Dan: CCCCHCHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRAAAAAAACCCCCCKKKKKAAAAAAAWWWWWWWRRRRRRCHHCCHCHCHCHHCH
• Bob: CCCRRARRAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRAAAAAACCCRRRRAAAAAA

(Bob flies away)

• Jim SSSSKSKKKKKKKKRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAA
• Ted: CCCCCCWWWWWWWWRRRAHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH HHHRRAAAACCCCCWWWWWAAAAARRRRRRWWWAAA

Bob's behavior is a clear illustration of the Beta Principle, by which Beta quadra types can view the world as a mind-machine duality. The eccentricity of Bob's remarks to Jim suggest that he has a very low regard for Fi as a determining factor in his activities, but also that Bob is not afraid of Te. Indeed, the entire scenario focuses around Bob's dismissal of the suggestion that his assumptions about the nature of boomslangs might be wrong. The reader may also observe that Bob has a tendency to talk in a very matter-of-fact way and not let anything extraneous, including Jim's observation that it is raining, get in the way of his activities.

Conclusion: Bob is LSI, Ted is ILE or LII, Jim is probably SEI or SLI (maybe LSE), and Dan might be some gamma/delta type.

The Internet Engineering Task Force (IETF) categorized a variety of VPNs, some of which, such as Virtual LANs (VLAN) are the standardization responsibility of other organizations, such as the Institute of Electrical and Electronics Engineers (IEEE) Project 802, Workgroup 802.1 (architecture). Originally, network nodes within a single enterprise were interconnected with Wide Area Network (WAN) links from a telecommunications service provider. With the advent of LANs, enterprises could interconnect their nodes with links that they owned. While the original WANs used dedicated lines and layer 2 multiplexed services such as Frame Relay, IP-based layer 3 networks, such as the ARPANET, Internet, military IP networks (NIPRNET,SIPRNET,JWICS, etc.), became common interconnection media. VPNs began to be defined over IP networks. The military networks may themselves be implemented as VPNs on common transmission equipment, but with separate encryption and perhaps routers.

It became useful first to distinguish among different kinds of IP VPN based on the administrative relationships, not the technology, interconnecting the nodes. Once the relationships were defined, different technologies could be used, depending on requirements such as security and quality of service.

When an enterprise interconnected a set of nodes, all under its administrative control, through an IP network, that was termed an Intranet. When the interconnected nodes were under multiple administrative authorities, but were hidden from the public Internet, the resulting set of nodes was called an extranet. Both intranets and extranets could be managed by a user organization, or the service could be obtained as a contracted offering, usually customized, from an IP service provider. In the latter case, the user organization contracted for layer 3 services much as it had contracted for layer 1 services such as dedicated lines, or multiplexed layer 2 services such as frame relay.

The IETF distinguishes between provider-provisioned and customer-provisioned VPNs. Much as conventional WAN services can be provided by an interconnected set of providers, provider-provisioned VPNs (PPVPNs) can be provided by a single service provider that presents a common point of contact to the user organization.

LAYER 1 SERVICES

Virtual Private Wire and Private Line Services (VPWS and VPLS)

In both of these services, the provider does not offer a full routed or bridged network, but components from which the customer can build customer-administered networks. VPWS are point-to-point while VPLS can be point-to-multipoint. They can be Layer 1 emulated circuits with no data link structure.

It is the customer that determines the overall customer VPN service, which can involve routing, bridging, or host network elements.

There is an unfortunate acronym collision between Virtual Private Line Service and Virtual Private LAN Service; the context should make it clear whether the layer 1 virtual private line or the layer 2 virtual private LAN is meant.

LAYER 2 SERVICES

Virtual LAN

A Layer 2 technique that allows for the coexistence of multiple LAN broadcast domains, interconnected via trunks using the IEEE 802.1Q trunking protocol. Other trunking protocols have been used but are obsolete, including Inter-Switch Link (ISL), IEEE 802.10 (originally a security protocol but a subset was introduced for trunking), and ATM LAN Emulation (LANE).

Virtual Private LAN Service (VPLS)

Developed by IEEE, VLANs allow multiple tagged LANs to share common trunking. VLANs frequently are composed only of customer-owned facilities. The former is a layer 1 technology that supports emulation of both point-to-point and point-to-multipoint topologies. The method discussed here is an extension of Layer 2 technologies such as 802.1d and 802.1q LAN trunking, extended to run over transports such as Metro Ethernet.

As used in this context rather than private line, a VPLS is a Layer 2 PPVPN that emulates the full functionality of a traditional Local Area Network (LAN). From the user standpoint, VPLS makes it possible to interconnect several LAN segments over a packet-switched or optical provider core, a core transparent to the customer, and makes the remote LAN segments behave as one single LAN.

In a VPLS, the provider network emulates a learning bridge, which optionally may include VLAN service.

Pseudo Wire (PW)

PW is similar to VPWS, but it can provide different L2 protocols at both ends. Typically, its interface is a WAN protocol such as ATM or Frame Relay. In contrast, when the goal is to provide the appearance of a LAN contiguous between two or more locations, the Virtual Private LAN service or IPLS would be appropriate.

IP-Only LAN-Like Service (IPLS)

A subset of VPLS, the CE devices must have L3 capabilities; the IPLS presents packets rather than frames. It may support IPv4 or IPv6.

L3 PPVPN Architectures

This section discusses the main architectures for PPVPNs, one where the PE disambiguates duplicate addresses in a single routing instance, and the other, virtual router, in which the PE contains a virtual router instance per VPN. The former approach, and its variants, have gained the most attention.

One of the challenges of PPVPNs is that different customers may use the same address space, especially the IPv4 private address space. The provider must be able to disambiguate overlapping addresses in the multiple customers' PPVPNs.

BGP/MPLS PPVPN

In the method defined by RFC 2547, BGP extensions are used to advertise routes in the IPv4 VPN address family, which are of the form of 12-byte strings, beginning with an 8-byte Route Distinguisher (RD) and ending with a 4-byte IPv4 address. RDs disambiguate otherwise duplicate addresses in the same PE.

PEs understand the topology of each VPN, which are interconnected with MPLS tunnels, either directly or via P routers. In MPLS terminology, the P routers are Label Switch Routers without awareness of VPNs.

Virtual Router PPVPN

The Virtual Router architecture [6], as opposed to BGP/MPLS techniques, requires no modification to existing routing protocols such as BGP. By the provisioning of logically independent routing domains, the customer operating a VPN is completely responsible for the address space. In the various MPLS tunnels, the different PPVPNs are disambiguated by their label, but do not need routing distinguishers.

Virtual router architectures do not need to disambiguate addresses, because rather than a PE router having awareness of all the PPVPNs, the PE contains multiple virtual router instances, which belong to one and only one VPN.

From the security standpoint, either the underlying delivery network is trusted, or the VPN must enforce security with mechanisms in the VPN itself. Unless the trusted delivery network runs only among physically secure sites, both trusted and secure models need an authentication mechanism for users to gain access to the VPN.

Some ISPs now offer managed VPN service for business customers who want the security and convenience of a VPN but prefer not to undertake administering a VPN server themselves. Managed VPNs go beyond PPVPN scope, and are a contracted security solution that can reach into hosts. In addition to providing remote workers with secure access to their employer's internal network, other security and management services are sometimes included as part of the package. Examples include keeping anti-virus and anti-spyware programs updated on each client's computer.

A known trusted user, sometimes only when using trusted devices, can be provided with appropriate security privileges to access resources not available to general users. Servers may also need to authenticate themselves to join the VPN.

There are a wide variety of authentication mechanisms, which may be implemented in devices including firewalls, access gateways, and other devices. They may use passwords, biometrics, or cryptographic methods. Strong authentication involves combining cryptography with another authentication mechanism. The authentication mechanism may require explicit user action, or may be embedded in the VPN client or the workstation.

Trusted VPNs (sometimes referred to APNs - Actual Private Networks) do not use cryptographic tunneling, and instead rely on the security of a single provider's network to protect the traffic. In a sense, these are an elaboration of traditional network and system administration work.

• Multi-Protocol Label Switching (MPLS) is often used to overlay VPNs, often with quality of service control over a trusted delivery network.
• Layer 2 Tunneling Protocol (L2TP), which is a standards-based replacement, and a compromise taking the good features from each, for two proprietary VPN protocols: Cisco's Layer 2 Forwarding (L2F) (now obsolete) and Microsoft's Point-to-Point Tunneling Protocol (PPTP).

Secure VPNs use cryptographic tunneling protocols to provide the intended confidentiality (blocking snooping and thus Packet sniffing), sender authentication (blocking identity spoofing), and message integrity (blocking message alteration) to achieve privacy. When properly chosen, implemented, and used, such techniques can provide secure communications over unsecured networks.

Secure VPN protocols include the following:

• IPsec (IP security) - commonly used over IPv4, and an obligatory part of IPv6.
• SSL/TLS used either for tunneling the entire network stack, as in the OpenVPN project, or for securing what is, essentially, a web proxy. SSL is a framework more often associated with e-commerce, but it has been built-upon by a number of vendors to provide remote access VPN capabilities. A major practical advantage of an SSL-based VPN is that it can be accessed from the locations that restrict external access to SSL-based e-commerce websites only, thereby preventing VPN connectivity using IPsec protocols. SSL-based VPNs are vulnerable to trivial Denial of Service attacks mounted against their TCP connections because latter are inherently unauthenticated.
• OpenVPN, an open standard VPN. It is a variation of SSL-based VPN that is capable of running over UDP. Clients and servers are available for all major operating systems.
• L2TPv3 (Layer 2 Tunneling Protocol version 3), a new release.
• VPN Quarantine The client machine at the end of a VPN could be a threat and a source of attack; this has no connection with VPN design and is usually left to system administration efforts. There are solutions that provide VPN Quarantine services which run end point checks on the remote client while the client is kept in a quarantine zone until healthy. Microsoft ISA Server 2004/2006 together with VPN-Q 2006 from Winfrasoft or an application called QSS (Quarantine Security Suite) provide this functionality.
• MPVPN (Multi Path Virtual Private Network). MPVPN is a registered trademark owned by Ragula Systems Development Company. See Trademark Applications and Registrations Retrieval (TARR)

The socion, in addition to being a holistic array of types and differing relations, can be adequately expressed as a 3-dimensional series of mirrors:

{{{A L F R} {C N F J} {T R Q X}} {{L M P A} {K R F G} {J R T N}} {{L E 7 F} {K S B D} {W R M Y}}}

where each character represents a different mirror. The mirrors can also be expressed in vector notation. For example, the mirror F in the mirror list {A L F R} would be expressed as the vector <0,0,2>. The mirror F in the following list {C N F J} is the vector <0,1,2>. F in the second-order list {K R F G} is <1,1,2>. Finally, F in the third-order list {L E 7 F} is <2,1,3>. It is important to understand that all of these points are congruent with respect to the so-called original or "alpha" mirror at <0,0,0> (or, equivalently, at <1,0,3>.)

ESEs should be considered extremely dangerous. They come armed with feelings and with broccoli. Their general strategy is to continuously maim the victim with feelings until the victim becomes exhausted and agrees to eat the broccoli. The victim is then forcibly fed massive amounts of broccoli until he or she passes out and is taken to the ESE's evil den of comfort, where the ESE will break some part of the victim's legs or feet in order to immobilize him and feed him more broccoli. The ESEs attack is extremely dangerous and almost insurmountable. Great caution should be taken to avoid ESEs at all costs.

It is important that all persons learn the subtle intricacies of the above-indicated mirrors. Use of the mirrors is the only way to reliably avoid contact with ESEs. Most ESEs are not smart enough to successfully navigate the maze of mirrors. It is important to further recognize that ESEs are usually flabbergasted by well-used mirror deceptions; most of them are not able to realize that the entire concept of using mirrors to avoid interaction is ridiculous and does not make sense. It is because of this very lack of realization that they continue to participate in this nonsensical ordeal, and it is because of this that mirror usage remains an effective repellent.

The key to using the mirrors is to understand the probabilities by which they operate. The mirrors normally are slanted at an angle, so they usually deflect rays of light at a right angle along a corridor. In order to use the mirrors, it is necessary to deflect their light at unpredictable angles so as to ward off ESEs to fool the ESEs into wandering off towards different parts of the socion.

One critical tactic that can be used to circumvent the traditional functioning of the mirrors is to use the co-equivalence of vectors of reflection. A light ray send along the vector <1,1,0> towards the point of quadration at (ax,by,cz) is the same as one sent along the vector <2,1,0> towards the point of quadration at (ax,by,dz) because they both correspond to the K mirror. if the ray of light is sent from the first or second order, the resulting image will appear at the point (aΩ, b, 0) where Ω is the primary order of the mirror. however, if the light is sent from the zero order, the resulting image will appear at the point (aΩ, b+1, 1) for all integral values of Ω less than the maximum tertiary disjunct (12 for the standard socion, but this figure can increase if subtypes and the so-called "half mirrors" or other fractional or otherwise fragmentary vectors of quadration are considered.) in this particular example using the standard socion and the K mirror, the resulting constant image will be most clearly defined at (0,b,1), (a,b,1), and (3a,b,1). In only approximately .0039% of circumstances will this yield an image from a zero-order vector; consequently, any prevailing ESEs seeking victims will likely begin their search through the first primary order of the socion.

Obviously, not all cases can be considered; there are far too many possibilities. In the above example, for example, while the use of the K mirror from a zero-order vector will yield a very satisfactory .0039% rate of failure, deflecting to the second order by the D mirror will yield an even better .0022% rate of failure. In the same example, Viktor Gulenko has demonstrated that, in the consideration of subtypes and half-mirrors, the use of the reflective vector <2,2.4444...,0> corresponding to the N-2 mirror (or, for certain alternate subtype configurations, the N-1 mirror) yields a 0% rate of failure, forming a partial basis for Gulenko's Thirteenth Theorem.

Using the mirrors to one's advantage is not an easy task and requires great practice and concentration. For example, some remarkably skilled individuals have reported the ability to project their images onto infinite or semi-infinite vectors. Subsequent testing has proven certain of these claims to be true, although it is not yet clear how the attainment of infinite or semi-infinite mirror states is possible. Other individuals have reported the ability to stop a beam of light in midair and project it at a 45 degree angle at will, yielding a puzzle that cannot be solved without at least a 4-planar configuration, although in most cases dealing with the standard socion this requires a 5-planar configuration, and in exceptional cases a 6-planar, 7-planar, or even 8-planar configuration is necessary to pinpoint the point of quadration yielding the image source. While possible in theory, no 9-planar or higher-order situation has ever been reported.

Visual Identification is an extremely important facet of socionics, moreso even than plus-minus block switches.

Consider, for example, the following image:

Compare that to the following image:

And the following:

Clearly, these images are of vastly different types. The facial structures in the first two pictures might to the layman appear similar, but clearly they differ: the elongated nose of the first image, though superficially similar to that of the third and final image, clearly denotes an intuitive plus-minus block whereas the second image instead denotes an more intuitive approach to plus-minus blocks. Also, note that in the second image the cranial ridge protrudes slightly farther than in the third image, suggesting that both images are of sensory plus-minus block interactions.

It is also critically important to notice the backgrounds, especially the background noises and smells; while the first image smells of cheese flavored perfume, the second and third smell more like dried brick and sound like crushed butterflies screaming bloody murder. This would tend to suggest that the first picture might be more Te+/Si+ than the fourth picture.

CONCLUSION:

• I. LIE-SEI 6w1 sf/sd
• II. SEI-LIE 1w6 sd/sf
• III. both of the above

As the title of this book of A Braindead Moron's Guide to Socionics might seem to indicate, this particular book has an unusual title. In fact, the title of this particular book of A Braindead Moron's Guide to Socionics is so bizarre that no amount of explication can possibly make it any less incongruous. That said, the primary focus of this book will be an exploration of the truly surreal nature of the title and an effort to clarify its meaning.

Here, then, is a list of reasons why the title could be interpreted as somewhat odd:

1. It does not appear to have anything to do with socionics, at least at first glance. Upon reading the title and observing its extraordinarily minimal ostensible connections with socionics, some readers may even come to wonder if the book of A Braindead Moron's Guide to Socionics with such an irregular title even has anything to do with socionics.
2. The title is self-referential. This is an extremely important point with regards to the peculiarity of the title. Many titles, including all of the other titles to the other books within A Braindead Moron's Guide to Socionics, would appear to be much less self-referential. The reader may have occasion to wonder why the title is self-referential and what purpose is served by referencing the title within the title. Other readers may question the judgment of the author and wonder why the title was not entitled "This Book Has A Self-Referential Title," which may have more clearly demonstrated to many confused readers that the inherently self-referential title were self-referential. The author hereby apologizes for this egregious oversight; please be assured that it was not a deliberate attempt to withhold crucial information about the nature of the title.
3. It is not explained in the title why the title is abnormal. Some readers might allege that the title is unfounded, which is somewhat unconventional given the propensity for the title to contain useful information about the contents of the book.
4. Similarly, some readers may not interpret the title as particularly aberrant at all, thus confounding the reader as to why the title might be atypical.
5. The title might not appear pertinent to the content of the book. This is very insensible and weird, as it makes it difficult for potential readers to easily identify the nature of the book's content. In truth, it should be clear to most readers that, given the focus of the book, the title is extremely pertinent to the book's content.

Given these reasons it can be seen that the title of this book of A Braindead Moron's Guide to Socionics is extremely abnormal.

Many people are morons. Socionics offers very useful tools to deal with the behavior of morons. The branch of socionics that deals with the study of morons is called Moronics.

There are many different types of morons. In general, morons can be divided into three major categories: stupid morons, brainless morons, and autistic morons. Socionics deals with all three. In general, Gulenko's eight hundred and forty-seventh theorem states that Ti types are stupid morons, Fe types are brainless morons, and LIIs are both stupid morons and autistic morons. Obviously, Gulenko's assertion in this case is entirely wrong; it is based upon the faulty premises of dysphemistic virtual private networking. In actuality, since virtual private networking is axyphemistic, Gulenko's eight hundred and forty-seventh theorem is clearly inapplicable. Therefore, as a result of his foolish assertion, it can be said that Gulenko is a moron; however, it is important to realize that he is a moron of the stupid variety and not of the brainless or autistic varieties.

How does one deal with morons? Socionics offers some useful suggestions as to solving this rather vexing predicament. For one thing, socionics posits that morons like candy. In many instances morons can be avoided by the distribution of a variety of different types of candy. When morons consume candy, they are temporarily transmogrified into lumps of jello. It is recommended that non-morons, if successful in convincing morons to consume candy, subsequently ingest the resulting jello in order not to have to deal with said morons in the future.

One can identify morons, particularly brainless morons, by the hollow brain cavity in their heads. In order to determine whether somebody is a moron, it is suggested that you grab them by the throat, rap your knuckles against their skull repeatedly, and listen. Morons, having an empty or partially empty brain cavity, will produce a distinct echoing sound as a result of the reverberations of the air around the empty cranium. However, note that you will likely have to pay reparations if the person tested is not, in fact, a moron. Therefore it is suggested that you identify the morons on the basis of lack of capacity for information metabolism prior to implementing the knuckles-on-head test.

If one considers the basic building blocks of information aspect subcomponents, one may find that these components are incomplete within representative information elements of morons. For example, consider the following incomplete schema fragment for estimative introverted sensing.

asm ("it \$0x80\n"-

r:"=a" (r$y)

"&0"yf>, "b" (prm#) );

vm/teT=nigr1], %

yrix/5x!"b1;$

Clearly, only a moron could have written the meaningless piece of shit above, demonstrating in such a moronic individual a thoroughly incomplete understanding of the corresponding element structure and exchange capacity.

The LII is a thinking type, therefore it is, and therefore it has existed insomuch as it exists. Its existence can be proved by Euler's Seventh Postulate. Therefore it is also postulated the existence of an alternative postulate of existence which may exist. The veracity of these particular postulates is also postulated by Euler's Ninth Postulate, in which Euler compares and contrasts various types of grass based on the average mean root square velocity of the average subatomic particle per each square inch of grass. By means of this postulate, the existence of God can also be proven by the following equation:

Therefore all LIIs are actually colorless green chipmunks furiously sleeping a variety of different categorical implementations of ideological ideologues and efferent defenestrations or other apparata.

One of the most important phenomena in socionics is that of subtypes. Subtypes thus represent an extremely important phenomenon in socionics. Indeed, subtypes are one of the most important phenomena in socionics presently known. Subtypes refer to intratype variations between different people of the same type with the same socionically defined information metabolism but who are nonetheless different in certain ways. These ways in which these people who are of the same type but have variations can be effectively categorized into a neat little table, as follows:

^v || * 1; jr6{ k

6 --&(op: w

k+ / +/* (w/

r, <^b&in_. 5 }

However, sometimes subtypes are insufficient demonstrations of the phenomenon in socionics known as subtypes which is a truly important phenomenon. In these situations, one must resort to compound subtypes, as depicted below:

# include <stdio.h>

int main(void) {

int count;

for (count = 355; count < 699; count++)

count++;

return 0;;

}

The presence of compound subtypes differentiates subtypes between simpler subtypes, known as simple subtypes, and more complex subtypes featuring compounded levels of different compound subtypes, known as compound subtypes. For example, certain individuals may not fit perfectly into a specific simple type diagnosis for simple subtypes, but may fashion a compound and extensive diagnosis as a result of the compounding of simple subtypes into compound subtypes.

Heterogeneously, compound subtypes may be effectively describes as chemical reactions at equilibrium of different levels of simpler subtypes. In fact, compound subtypes can even be compounded to create more detailed compound subtypes. Consider the following series of equilibria:

A + B <==> C + D; C + E <==> A + D + F; C <==> E + F + G; A + D <==> B + G.

In this particular instance, the compound subtype is denoted by C. All of the other variables refer to other simple or compound subtypes occurring in an XIM structure as per informational metabolic flow processes. C is the dominant subtype element, however, as a result of its constant ratio of equilibration. It can be determined, then, that C is a variant of SLEs that enjoy eating corn syrup, despise Jones' number, are between 5'7 and 5'11 tall, and live in South Korea.

once upon a time there was a bag of potatoes in
a supermarket in northfield, connecticut stringed
together by a series of virtual private networks and
with a heart of gold
a checking account was opened

suddenly the lights went out
"WHO TURNED OUT THE FUCKING LIGHTS"
yelled the manager

halfway across the dying chasms of nordmar
a library full of turnips
maybe forthwith could i ever love you
BOOM SUDDENLY THE WORLD EXPLODED
my dear sweet francine
but there are oils to grease and spawns to frog

and so here in the snow do i sit
ripping over the waters
the white will come
the white will come
the white will come
repetition in poetry is sometimes
overused
the white will come
the white will come
BOOM SUDDENLY THE WORLD EXPLODED
the white will come
the white will come
the white will come
the white will come
the white will come
the white will come
the white will come
the white will come
the white will come
the white will come
the white will come
the white will come

extemporaneously a jew
walked into a bar and ordered a vat of fried pickle juice and subsequently the waiter informed him that no such product was available
at that particular establishment, which infuriated
the jew
who shot the waiter point blank
and then was arrested for murder
smart guy, huh?

you know, chalk is one of my favorite substances
its made of calcium carbonate
which is why its so puerile in its purest form of purity
just like an iguana wandering over the desert sands of norway or perhaps the two
stricken lovebirds are simply wandering across the
the white will come
route 44 in wisconsin somewhere but
nonetheless
this is great poetry dammit you should be truly amazed by the poet's brilliance or else die
hang gliding is fun
BOOM SUDDENLY THE WORLD EXPLODED

BOOM SUDDENLY THE WORLD EXPLODED

Throughout the course of study of socionics, sometimes people may encounter a serious problem: their types are not appropriately serializable. For example, an IEE once stated that "One of the problems with socionics is that the types cannot be appropriately serialized."

However, this problem can be rectified by the development of a system in which types can be serialized. In this fashion, types can be stored as a variety of different kinds of data. For example, a text file called Joe.txt containing the characters

[ii.cr*43&@Jm]name=Joe;cType=SeTi

might suggest that Joe is an SLE. However, it may also be useful to store a variety of different other variables in the context of Joe's existence. For example, one may additionally wish to serialize the precise color of the toenail on the big toe of Joe's left foot, in order to add a touch of realism to the otherwise dull process of type serialization. As such, the serialized file might contain the following text:

[ig.cr*k9%M#~ .m]name=Joe;cType=SeTi;ToenlCol&Foot=left&toeInd=1$.p:{INVALID_INFO_EXCEPTION: string result="Joe's left leg was amputated in 1953."}

Therefore it has been demonstrated that the serializability of socionics type is apparent given proper formatting and syntax, as long as the cardinal index of the serial value is a nonnull set of nonzero integers. This fact leads many people to believe that type serialization is unrealistic and impossible; a gross mistruth. In fact, type serializability is imperative; without it, all people would die gruesome and horrible deaths after being impaled by the treacherous ghost of Londo Mollari.

Socionics is a field with truly revolutionary applications to theoretical economics.

Consider the following market:

Mr. Chong is ILE, Mr. Chang - SEI, Mr. Cheng is ESE, Mr. Chung is LII, Mr. Chen is EIE, Mr. Chan is LSI, Mr. Chin is SLE, Mr. Cheong is IEI, Mr. Chu is SEE, Mr. Chien is ILI, Mr. Choi is LIE, Mr. Chee is ESI, Mr. Cho is LSE, Mr. Chiu is EII, Mr. Chao is IEE, and Mr. Chuang is SLI. Mr. Chong, Mr. Chung, Mr. Chin, Mr. Cheong, Mr. Chee, and Mr. Chao sell widgets. Mr. Chang, Mr. Chan, Mr. Chien, and Mr. Chuang sell gadgets. Mr. Cheng, Mr. Chen, Mr. Choi, and Mr. Cho sell dippets. Mr. Chu and Mr. Chiu sell snippets.

If the demand for snippets exceeds the demand for gadgets, then it can be assumed that Mr. Chien, being an ILI, will cynically throw away his business in frustration, knowing fully that he will never be able to sell all of his gadgets in such a competitive market. Consequently, Mr. Chien will sell his business producing gadgets to Mr. Chang and, since all ILIs are masochistic victims, will go work for Mr. Cheng in order to produce dippets. Similarly, Mr. Chen, a hypochondriac, will spend all of his money on organic food, and will go out of business and work for Mr. Chuang producing gadgets, who will force feed him oatmeal. This remarkable phenomenon is known as the conflictor-product shift-production given variable net capacities effect.

Alternately, suppose that the demand for gadgets and the demand for snippets do not significantly differ, but instead that the supply of snippets exceeds the supply of dippets. The producers of dippets and snippets will indubitably react in varying capacities to this new development; for example, Mr Cho, the LSE producer of dippets, will observe that the supply of dippets has failed to exceed the supply of snippets and will work to correct this error, consequently devoting more resources to producing dippets. In order to attain this goal, Mr. Cho will decrease his consumption of widgets gadgets, thus driving Mr. Cheong and Mr. Chang out of business. Mr. Cheong, an emo, will then subsequently sulk and cry about how life sucks, only to be reassured by the annoying happy attitude of Mr. Chang. Mr. Cheong will get mad and subsequently try to steal some money and bribe Mr. Chin to kill Mr. Chang. If Mr. Cheong is sufficiently whiny in his request, Mr. Chin will abide by it, and will use the extra money to simultaneously increase his production of widgets and increase his consumption of snippets. Extensive money and resources will ultimately be spent on determining the nature of Mr. Chang's death, leading to decreased production and consumption of all products (except Mr. Chin's widgets, Mr. Chen's dippets, and Mr. Chu's snippets, all of which are sold on the black market). Ultimately, if it is determined, however, that Mr. Chin was responsible for Mr. Chang's death, Mr. Chee will kill Mr. Chin, steal his money, and Mr. Choi will take over Mr. Chin's business. This phenomenon is called the socionikarma effect.

The final scenario to consider is that Mr. Chao, IEE, comes up with a brilliant idea to increase production of widgets. In this scenario, nothing happens whatsoever, except that Mr. Chan may suddenly and inexplicably fall ill and die.

And so it was Tuesday.

And the ghosts of Alinor sought the winds of the Abacean. And came unto the fading veranda the eldmer, the sons of akavir, and upon this frontier they set upon the land a new power. The power of the elden waves was a lost art of the darkness and chaos. The moonlight itself bathed the blood trickling through the land, and all darkness presided over the coronation of the soil. And it drove out the order of the land, and watched as the demented fury spread forth from his kingdom. And the spirit of Auri-El came over the the fading isles, and of Mundus he chased the starlight beyond, but the darkness was unstrickable, for the ghosts lived on in the heralds of darkness, in the form of monkeys.

And then it was Wednesday.

And the darkness grew. And for the darkness to grow, it spread beyond the isles of its own existence, onto the mainland of Nirn. And the face of Tamriel knew none but the despair of the old gods; the face of the new planes was washed from the rocks. And only the tears of those who lived cleansed the soil, but truth gave way to darkness, and from the swamps of Nibenay, Sithis was forced from the lands, to a new land, to Deyja. And the ghosts fled away from the encroaching hunger. The magic of the elden warmen was transformed into the darkness beyond the darkness of night.

And then it was Thursday.

And the moon shone over the sun, and Mundus was overcome, and Auri-El abandoned his shell.

And then it was Friday. And it was the day of Namira. And Namira saw the blank death over the lands, and so Namira sought out the forbidden knowledge of the apocalypse. And the planes of Apocrypha were barred by the Lord Hermaeus, and Namira was trapped between worlds. And in the lands of Skyrim she sought afoot, and saw what had become of the mortal plane.

And the daedra walked the earth again, but the order was defeated. And only in the will of the daedra is the wisdom of the mysterium to be contained.

And the warrior collapsed through the snow, and became ascended into light, and fought the divine forces of the necromancer, Lord Haart. And so Namira awoke, and so Mundus was caught in an eternal struggle for its soul.

in Memory of times past.

I lied.

God, this was dumb. What the fuck was I thinking?

• ILE domain
• SEI domain
• ESE domain
• LII domain <<--- This one especially
• EIE domain
• LSI domain
• SLE domain
• IEI domain
• SEE domain
• LIE domain
• ESI domain
• LSE domain
• EII domain
• IEE domain
• SLI domain
• Functional Revise